Hi, I’m Danny

I'm here to take you on a wet trip through the mundane.

Life, relationships, human interactions (and occasionally inhuman ones), personal growth, reflective moments, and poorly elaborated jokes—all of these are part of the SOAK experience.

My goal is to entertain you, bring a smile to your face, and maybe even spark some breakthrough ideas from my ramblings.

Readers have called my work “funny,” “hilarious,” and “dumb.” Some of those comments even came from my own home. That’s what I get for making my family subscribe.

As we’re at it, have you subscribed yet? Don’t miss the chance to add some original adjectives to that list!

Subscriptions show me if my work is making a difference in somebody’s life, and that’s the biggest reward I can ask for. (Until I can get paid in 💵💵, obviously.)

Who is Danny Oak?

He’s a douche! - said no one ever.

No, really, I’m a nice guy most of the time, whose only fault is not being able to maintain a serious conversation without telling a joke or making stupid comments every 2 minutes.

Born and raised in Portugal, nowadays I’m a citizen of the internet, and it’s here that I try to make a difference one sentence at a time.

But don’t take my word for it—see for yourself by staying connected with me on Notes.

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I wish I could help you to decide by explaining what SOAK is, but there are no words to describe it, it's awesome!
(biased, non-binding opinion)

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